Balasaheb Keshav Thackeray
What a man......
Born to a lower middle class family.....started his career as a cartoonist....
And today....he's a household name in Maharashtra.....every Marathi manoos(the Marathi commoner) knows who is......Bal Thackeray .
Bal Thackeray is the founder and chief of the Shiv Sena , a Hindu extremist , a Marathi ethnocentric and a populist party active in Maharashtra ( a western Indian state ) .
Now.....this guy is very vocal in his opposition to non-Hindus.....especially Muslims.....to non Marathis....especially Biharis....In 2008 Baal Thackeray issued an editorial titled "ek bihari...sau bimari".....in Shiv Sena's political mouthpiece "Saamna"....
BAL THACKERAY || MUSLIMS
Its not like i love Muslims a lot and i can't stand a word of protest against them and i love that Bangladeshis are migrating to our country ( Your guest should be treated like a God ). But if my guest starts treating my home as his own I would be pissed off....
Bal Thackeray is totally in favour of the idea of "hanging of Indian Muslims and mass expulsion of Muslim migrants from neighbouring Bangladesh".
In 1980s this great man stated that "They [Muslims] were spreading like a cancer and should be operated on like a cancer. The ... country should be saved from the Muslims and the police should support them [Hindu Maha Sangh] in their struggle just like the police in Punjab were sympathetic to the Khalistanis."
whatever that means...
BAL THACKERAY || NORTH INDIANS
Its not like i love Bihar and i will start hating someone who speaks so openely against them. But such hatred which intends to win votes , I am not in favour of that at all..
Well the above mentioned article , "ek bihari...sau bimari" , was written to capture the eye of the public....which is right now in the awe of the great Raj Thackeray ( who is playing the same game which was inaugrated....initiated....by Uncle Thackeray ).
"They [Biharis] are not wanted in southern India, Assam and also Punjab and Chandigarh. The Biharis have antagonised local population wherever they had settled. The UP-Bihari MPs have shown their ingratitude towards Mumbai and Maharashtra with an anti-Marathi tirade in Parliament."
About Bihari MPs -- "spitting in the same plate from which they ate" by criticising Mumbaikars and Maharashtrians. He also wrote, "They are trying to add fuel to the fire that has been extinguished, by saying that Mumbaikars have rotten brains."
Bal THACKERAY || VALENTINE'S DAY
Its not that i cannot woo girls. Its not like i can't take them out. I just wait for the whole year ....wait for that one day....that one special day which has been regarded as the mot special day to spread out the power of love........well almost every other girl likes me and thinks I am great and admires my poems and will admire my blog and i can go on and on....I am just too good!
Bt almost all of them are afraid that a date may turn out to be a nightmare ( obviously not because of me ) but because of....."Shiv Sena" activists who think its indecent ......who think its "not Indian".......
.....bloody impotent species....well thats what i think you are because you won't let others do what you can't imagine in your wildest dreams.......Sissy boys who were set up for girls by their mummy and papa.
( ohh i am so good at appreciating myself ).
Well you see..... this is what happens when you are reading about Bal Thackeray and trying to write about him....YOU GET CARRIED AWAY!
BAL THACKERAY || SACHIN TENDULKAR
Showdown
Now these days Bal Thackeray's popularity s at an all time low because Raj Thackeray is busy taking the blame and doing all the shit around .
So why should Uncle Thackeray be left behind ?.....Why shouldn't he step into the shit when he himself started constipating .
Why not ??
So this is what happens ____
"Mumbai belongs to India. That is how I look at it. And I am a Maharashtrian and I am extremely proud of that but I am an Indian first," said Sachin Tendulkar. The God.....the brilliant artist who plays as if God has Descended down to earth to do Indians a favour.
Shiv Sena played the card "Marathi Manoos" once agian to attract votes. This time they farted over Sachin's face itself.
Thackeray criticised Tendulkar saying there was no need for the cricket icon to take a "cheeky single" and hurting the Marathi psyche by moving to the pitch of politics.
"There was no need for him to take a cheeky single by making such remarks," Sena mouthpiece 'Saamna' quoted Thackeray as saying.
"By making these remarks, you have got run-out on the pitch of Marathi psyche. You were not even born when the 'Marathi Manoos' got Mumbai and 105 Marathi people sacrificed their lives to get Mumbai," he said.
Thackeray expressed displeasure that Sachin "left the crease" and moved to the pitch of politics by making these remarks which have hurt Marathi sentiment.
Okay.
By the way does anyone know that Bal Thackeray appreciates the work done by Adolf Hitler.....He aadmires the man so much that Bal Thackeray feels that India really needs is a dictator who will rule benevolently, but with an iron hand.
What a man.....
He does things so wonderfully well that you have to admire him.
He spreads shit around like gas......he farts like a retard and whenever he opes his mouth .....you can smell the stuff.
Before writing this article i was told that if anyone from THE SENA gets to know about this you're screwed.....I am waiting.....come on bitches I am ready for you!!
Jai Hind!!
